Episodes

Hey Heifers! Since I am clearly v enlightened and one with the Universe, I took it upon myself to provide you with 30 minutes of relaxation that doesn’t focus AT ALL on the current state of affairs. There are a few times where it pops up due to my stress but on the whole? A totally … Continue reading A Meditation for Definitely Not Thinking About That One Coup

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HEIFERS! I’m BACK. Today, I’m going to go through 2020, what I learned, etc. etc., and then just list some loose hopes for 2021 (I’m not foolish enough to expect anything ha ha ha hasdkfjasfd). I also mention THE SECRET LIFE PROJECT. I should be back on my regular schedule now so … Continue reading Let’s Exorcise 2020 and Talk 2021

BLOOPERS for A Year Yule Regret | Christmas Special 2020 GASP! Could it be? I uploaded on a WEDNESDAY?? Merry Christmas, Heifers! Now that the special is over, I wanted to gift you with some of the bloopers we had while slapping this cursed thing together. I hope you enjoy it! Stay safe and be … Continue reading BLOOPERS for A Year Yule Regret

Due to the pandemic, Elaine finds herself spending Christmas alone with her dog, Fern. As they drink bourbon together (no worries, Fern is 21 in dog years), Elaine’s dog reveals that a project she’s been working on at the Air Bud Science Academy may have resulted in the cure for COVID-19. Elaine does *not* think … Continue reading A Year Yule Regret: The Curse of Father Time 2020

Happy Thanksgiving! I truly believe in the power of positive thinking and gratitude. But I also truly believe in the JOY and DELIGHT in a fun bitch session. Thus, I give you this episode: a list of my most pressing complaints. Shoutout to Ariana Grande for the iconic phrase “thank u, next.” Feel free to … Continue reading “thank u, next” Complaints for Thanksgiving 2020

Hello, Heifers! I’m cranking away on some life things and the Christmas special, so to save my brain (and soul) I decided to rerelease one of your favorite episodes, “What I Wish I’d Known as an Anxious, Depressed Teen.” When this episode first dropped, I had so many of you reach out and talk about … Continue reading Throwback: What I Wish I’d Known in High School as an Anxious, Depressed Teen

Hello, Heifers! I juuuuust squeezed this episode in. Huzzah! I continue my trek with the Christmas Special and deal with life’s stressors. Today’s episode wanders from power drills to duvet covers to other things found in a Kohl’s catalogue. I hope you enjoy or at least enjoy a 21 minute nap! Time Stamps 00:00 Welcome! … Continue reading Power Drills Are Fun Until You Break Everything

Hello, Heifers! I’m really worn down these days. I’m very stressed and it’s drained me both emotionally and physically. I recorded this episode at the last minute and decided to give myself some grace and not make it as long as my usual episodes. Today, I talk about how I’m doing, my thought patterns, and … Continue reading Eh, I’m not okay but that’s okay